There was a time when it seemed as if reporters wrote of nothing else. It was as if a secret message was released and suddenly news about “gender fluid” people was everywhere.
For many months now the nation has been mired in a vicious debate. A battle in which the two sides are so disparate in their views, so entrenched in their beliefs, there seems to be no possible resolution.
So we all know about the border crisis. It’s been in the news quite a bit of late. The good news is the Joe Biden is taking decisive action – the trademark of this administration – to fix things.
The writing wasn’t exactly on the wall, but its locale served the same purpose.
If corruption at the FBI received as much media attention as swollen testicles we might have a chance to fix things.
At the risk of spreading racism, we’re coming down on the side of math.
So we’re taking a break from the world bad news this week to come clean. It’s never easy to make a public confession but it’s time we do:
The United States military suffered a massive setback this week. So dire is the situation that some experts question whether the Pentagon can recover. Others say recent missteps will have untold ramifications throughout the world.
There are so many crazy things happening now there is little chance for the reasonable voter to keep track. What’s more, the crazy things are happening so much faster, that even when a person is tracking – it’s already changed.
So the question begs: Which hypocrite is worse, the one who preaches at you or the one who curses you?
For much more than a year after we dutifully invested our 15 days to flatten the curve we’ve been bludgeoned with the words, ‘follow the science.’
Reading the news of late prompts thoughts of trees falling in forests. Or to ask the question, if the media ignore a story, was it ever news?
As bad as the news that you read every day can be, the news you never read can be even worse.
What is it with liberals and drag queens?
This stuff happens so fast you can’t keep track. It turns out the Democrat Party has returned to its roots.
Profanity was once something you heard in a locker room, poker game or shortly after the hammer hit the thumb. But today, it’s everywhere.
Imagine you’re in third grade and there is a spelling test. Most third-graders agree spelling tests can be tough.
For a long time – bordering on 40 years – we’ve written a weekly column in this space. It’s safe to say that we’ve written well over a million words that were printed during that span. While some would argue it was an abuse of good ink, it happened nonetheless.
So here we were, all set to rant and rave about the threat of censorship by the rich demigods who own social medial platforms and along comes Katie Porter.
Who knew Major League Baseball tried to resurrect the slave trade?
Tom Ebert is leading the charge again for a city-wide cleanup in St. Maries. This year’s effort will be May 1.
“About a month-and-a-half ago I was back here talking to one of the little girls, you know, and, and I told the Congressional delegation this, the same thing, right? We were gonna’ send her to the hospital and as I got close to her I noticed that she couldn’t speak and I asked the medical st…
There was a time when these things made news. Not the ‘I remember where I was’ sort of news - like the Kennedy assassination or the moon landing – but they were news.
He wore a mask for each COVID shot. Both at the same time. Not the shots. They happened days apart. The masks. It’s the masks he wears at the same time.
We would really be in a mess if Coca-Cola came in a breast.
This is the classic ‘he said’ vs. ‘she said.’ As with all these situations, the rest of us have no way of knowing who is telling the truth.
So the biggest question after the Super Bowl is how much did Ford pay for that Jeep ad?
So, call us slow – but we’re starting to see a trend here.
By now everyone, and that means everyone, has seen the picture of Bernie Sanders at the inauguration. There he was, sitting in a chair, legs crossed, looking grumpy and mighty bored – with those massive mittens.
It wasn’t that long ago that Betsy Ross was little more than a purveyor of racism, hatred and other horrible stuff. Oh sure, the White Patriarchy once tried to convince us otherwise. We all remember the story about Miss Betsy and George Washington.
This is one of those weird news items that never make the news. But it seems newsworthy – or at least worth a head-scratch or two – so we’re including it here.
The lady on TV was adamant. She was angry. She was forceful. She was committed.
Everyone knows of Charlton Heston. Not too many people have heard of Mimi Groves. That could explain why the famous movie star got, well – star treatment – while Mimi was led to slaughter by the Left.
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In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should be registered. This was the first registration and was taken while Quirinius was governor of Syria. All went to their own towns to be registered. Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to…
So the same people who told us the Russians were out to get Hunter Biden are now saying that the Texas lawsuit is rubbish.
So here’s a lesson they don’t teach in Econ 101: Preening ain’t cheap.
Sometimes – when liberals do their liberal stuff – you just gotta’ giggle.
Most people reading this have never met Marlow Thompson.
Bob Rankin is on a roll. Jo Ann Hardesty not so much.
This last week gave everyone even more reason to dislike media-types.
It ain’t easy being a socialist.
This isn’t exactly a news flash coming from an old, wrinkled white guy with gray hair, but the attraction of Rap music remains a mystery.
This is one of those jaw droppers.
A news item that surfaces last month proves that what’s said in the confessional should remain a secret.
Pope Francis is not Pope John Paul II.
This is the time of year that people, mostly reporter-people, fuss and muss about all the promises politicians do not keep. And sure, it’s worthwhile to remind the political class of the things they said that did not happen.
It all changed in a blink of an eye.
Punching the vice president of the United States would not be the customary path to promotion in any job. But it’s even worse if your job is to protect that very same vice president.